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Incredible Imagineer,

You have  created a universe in which you baffle me.  You think you’re funny.  I do too.  In the midst of my confusion and ‘flurrious’ activity, I needed a laugh; you knew it before I did.  Humans are imperfect, flawed, unknowing. You know everything.  We are merely your creatures.  You are the creator.  Amazing!

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“God sits on a throne and plays fetch with a dog who has brought the world” ~ Mick Stevens for the New Yorker

Loving Lord,

Today I ask that you will continue to amaze and delight me, yet keep me in line.  I ask that you will remind me to move only as quickly as my mind can think.  Help me to be careful.  Yet, help me to act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with you.  Remind me that I can help to make your kingdom come on earth.  Help me remember to be agreeable, sympathetic, loving, & compassionate.  Let me be a blessing to those I meet.

Glorious God,

Your ways are perfect.  Your goal is peace, justice, and love.  You have blessed me abundantly and given to me wastefully, so much more than I need.  Thank you for water.  Thank you for coffee.  Thank you for healing and feelings.  I am grateful.  Lord, I love you so much!

In Jesus’ name I pray,

Amen.

To God be the glory!

Melissa Pazen © 2013

Live Inspired:  pray continually; think boldly; dare greatly; love unconditionally; act deliberately, kindly, justly, mercifully and humbly; forgive easily; laugh frequently!

I have made this letter longer, because I have not had the time to make it shorter.

Blaise Pascal

 

Forbearer of the Faithful,

You sure are funny, God.  This day was nothing like it had been scheduled and it sure has been interesting — possibly even quite good.  I know you’re in charge, and I’m not.  I know I pray so you will remind me of my role in the bringing of your kingdom — if any.  Amazing!

Everpresent Energy,

I pray you will continue to make it clear that you are always with me, that you love me, that you are making miracles for me.  I long to do your bidding, Lord.  As you make your plans for me, as you fine tune them, I long to know what you would have me do.  To bring your kingdom to earth would be delightful!

Pour your grace on my friends and family, I pray of thee, Lord. Let me be a blessing to them, showing your love, patience, compassion, humor and other virtues.  Heal Thea.  Make Susan’s Christmas with Sarah calm and loving.  Grant them peace and remind them they can choose to have it.  Remind me to communicate well with my beloved Steve, it’s so easy when we’re so close to get testy with one another, but I love him dearly, Lord.

Omnipotent Originator,

Thank you for occupation of my time with fulfilling work.  Thank you for letting me make contributions to the cause.  Thank you for letting me realize there is always room for improvement, and for helping me want to improve.  I love you so much.

In Jesus’ name,

Amen.

To God be the glory!

Melissa Pazen © 2012

Live Inspired:  pray continually; think boldly; dare greatly; love unconditionally; act deliberately, kindly, justly, mercifully and humbly; forgive easily; laugh frequently!

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